Galations 6:10

As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good  unto all men, especially unto them who are of the house hold of faith.
Galatians 6:10

green monkey

Once upon a time, a guy named Phil lived a normal life, until his friend named Andrew (wonder why) invited him to his house . Once Phil got there Andrew asked ,”I have a green monkey in the basement, you wanna see it?” Phil said yes, and Andrew told him to go home and pack a lunch and come back tomorrow. The next day he came back with a lunch, but Andrew was not there. There was a note saying that he was not going to be there today, that the door was unlocked and to go ahead into the basement, so he went in. He got down to the basement when, “SLAM”. The basement door shut behind him and locked. He pulled out a flashlight and pointed it toward a sign that read, “This way to the green monkey! P.S. Don’t touch it!” It pointed around the corner where there was another sign, and another, and another, and so on until it came to a door. He opened it and was almost blinded by the light. Out side was a grassland. He stepped out. “SLAM!” That door shut and locked too! He looked to his right and saw a sign that said, “This way to the green monkey. Don’t touch!” The arrow was pointing toward the other side of the prairie. Right then, Phil thought it was time for lunch, so he ate lunch and went to sleep. When he woke up he started towards the other side. Then he came to a river. The sign next to him said, “Across the river to the green monkey. Don’t touch!” He looked to his left and saw a row boat. Then he decided to make camp for the night. The next morning he got up and started to row across the river. In a few hours he took a break. He looked over the side and saw that he was growing a beard. That night he was on the other side but he couldn’t read the sign, because his flash light fell over the side of the boat. The next morning he saw a mountain in front of him. The sign said to climb it, so he did. In a few hours he had scaled the mountain, and on top of the mountain was a little tree and all around it were signs about not touching the monkey. In the tree was the green monkey. Phil was so excited! At last, the monkey was within reach! Phil thought that since he had gone to all the trouble to see the thing, that he should at least get to touch it. So he did. All of a sudden, the green monkey started to get mad. He started to spin around, and then, “POP!” He cloned himself. He cloned himself again and again and again. And the clones started to chase him down the hillside through the river. He had to swim fast. He looked back and the monkeys were drowning, and their bodies were making a bridge for the others. Again Phil reached the other side of the river and the monkeys were 100 feet from the shore. He reached for the door to Andrew’s basement and it was unlocked. In through the maze he went. He reached the door to the upstairs. It was locked. He looked around for a place to hide. He saw some crates and hid behind them. He heard them coming. Then it all stopped. He looked up and saw all of the green monkeys looking at him. Then their leader, the original green monkey came up and in a deep voice said …….. “Tag, you’re it!” and all the little green monkeys ran away .

THATS FUNNY!!!!!

Have you heard the one about the three holes?   You haven’t.   Well well well.                      THATS FUNNY!!!!

ch:1 The Attack

These men had been scheming for a half a year and one was still plotting that night. All their plotting and planning had come to this; they would board the Wolfgang , John’s brigantine, and sail to the firth of forth and intercept the HMS Swan destroy, capture,or scuttle her and hope the effect would be a second Scottish rebellion thus freedom for scotts.They reached the silent piers all you could here was the ropes beating on the side of the ships and the murmer of the crew of the Wolfgang .Kirk who wasn’t fully minded at the moment had forgotten in what order they where in pulled out a pistol and shot towards John! Kendew who was looking down barely say what was happening when he shot forward at Kirk who had just unsheathed his sword. Thinking that he could sword fight him but being so dim he thought Kendew had a sword, but he had a musket. Kendew stopped just short of midway on the dock aimed and fired but missed and started running again. Kirk dropped the sword and started runing towards Wolfgang shouting to the bewildered crew; “They killed him, the red coats killed him!!” thinking he could lie to them and get on right then british solders came over the ridge that surrounded the village with several cannons and started loading them. Kendew caught up with Kirk and shoved him over the side. He rushed back to John who was crouched over his hand and screaming, he picked him up onto his feet and brought him back to the ship. “Bababoom!!!!!!” The first blast of the cannons went. when he brought him back he stated giving out orders, and called the doctor for John.who had to have his hand amputated after he stopped yelling he looked back on the town….. it was a mess the villagers thought it was more fire works and came out to see them but got killed or captured including Kendews wife!! “Crack!” a mast fell down! “Get her out of here helm’s man.” he shouted. “Aye aye!” he replied.Just then a whole barrage of explosions sounded! A Man-O-War had rounded the shore line! Half the crew on deck fell down cold dead! “Full steam ahead!” he ordered [it was a steamer].”Master at arms get these men some weapons! We are to board her!”

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Nemo

prologue Scotland; 1850, January 1, 12:05 Already the ”New Years” celebrations were over and the throngs had died down and had been disassembled, only a few people remained, about thirty. Three figures separated themselves from the crowd, and headed for the docks.From a distance it looked like just some other scotts. They were walking in a line twenty feet in between them so that if looked at you wouldn’t know that they were all heading towards the docks. In the head was John Mc’Coffin a tall hearty man, his hair was a dirty blond his eyes were brown, next was Kirk Lincon a short and bulky man he had grey-ish-blond hair his eyes were a very light blue almost grey, in the rear was Kendew Zachery he had brown eyes and hair he was average height for a scott.

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